Aed jokes

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪

I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."

What is a cheetah's favorite snack?

Cheetos.

How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!

When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?

A doggone catastrophe!

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.