Aed jokes
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.