Aed jokes
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.