Aed jokes
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
What's a witch's favorite subject?
This is a joke. Laugh!
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
“Welcome to the first day of school, here’s your homework assignment!”
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
S, ss, slalom. A.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.