Aed jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
When u show ur friend a magic trick
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.