Aed jokes
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
idk
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Start a RATIO chain.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.