Aed jokes

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

What do you call a cold Explain bear?

A brrr.

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"

Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?

When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.

I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'

I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.

What do you call a Japanese car thief?

Tommy took a motor.

Why can't the orphan take a family photo?

Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?

Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

When we take a family photo, you are the background.

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!