She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
The Weighty Floorboard
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Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about a chick so obese that when she walks on a wooden floor, it doesn't just creak, it yells "Goddamn!!!" and breaks. Get it? It's funny because it exaggerates how fat she is! It's saying the floor is like, 'Oh lawd, she coming!' before it breaks, showing it can't handle her weight. I bet your floor has the same feeling when you walk on it, tubby.