Aed jokes

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

Hey, what do you call a beta simp?

You call me the beta simp.

How does a donkey open a door?

With a don-key.

When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.

"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.

What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

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What do you call a group of children who go on strike?

A minor's strike.

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA