Ratio jokes

8008135 is my favorite number.

The worst ratio is 6:9.

And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.

Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.

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I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

Start a RATIO chain.

Ratio.

What did the dumb kid call ratios?

A type of cereal.

Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

They say people are 75% water.

But I'm 100% useless.

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

3.14% of sailors are...

π-rates.