Aed jokes

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?

They have a history of separating colors.

When is a cold not a cold?

Kid: I got homework.

Mom: Ok, so?

Kid: I got a F in my balls.

What do you call New York City?

A human zoo.

Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.