Aed jokes
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.