Aed jokes
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
I’m a paki nonse.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».