Franz Ferdinand's COD Account

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is so dense, even light can't escape it! Franz Ferdinand was an Archduke of Austria-Este whose assassination sparked World War I. "Black Hand" was a secret Serbian military society that did the deed. So, he "ended with a Black Handed bang" because he was killed by the Black Hand! You are so slow that you can't even catch up with yourself in the shower!