Aed jokes
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.