Aed jokes
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.