Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Orphans don't have families, right? And a "family pack" of ice cream is for, well, families. So, an orphan can't eat a "family pack" because they ain't got no family! Get it now, genius?