Aed jokes
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
I am a motherfucker.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.