Aed jokes
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?