What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
how can you buy emos. just use their bar code
Why do emo people go to the store with no money? Because they Just scan their bar code and get every thing free.
so i went up to a emo and i said why did you steal my bar code from my chips
