Bar Code jokes
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.