Bar Code jokes
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.