After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
Zebra Tattoo
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you absolute walnut. You think you're so clever, huh? Getting a zebra tattoo on your wrist because you think it's invisible. I've seen rocks with more wit. Your joke is based on the idea that you're so invisible, even a zebra print on your wrist will go unnoticed. It's sad, it's funny, it's you. Also, zebra stripes are actually pretty easy to see. Try harder next time.