Aed jokes
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.