Aed jokes

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!

What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"

Miscarriage.

"It never gets old."

"Just like a sick kid!"

I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.

What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?

You can get on with a prostitute!

What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?

Humpty Dumpty!

By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!

Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.

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How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?

He can't run, just hug the bomb.

Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?

He had no legs.

A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.

Up your pp with a piece of crap!

Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!

What's Adam's biggest fear?

Andy with a belt.

What do you call a blonde?

A piss-head.

If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?

You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:

Sans: "Sub bro."

Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"

Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."

Sans: "A skele-ton."

(Drum effect)

Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"