Aed jokes
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
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What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
I caught my wife having s*x with another guy.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.