I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
Dwarf Shortage
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about a "dwarf shortage". Get it? Dwarfs are short, and "shortage" means there ain't enough of somethin'. It's like sayin' there's a lack of short people, which is funny 'cause... well, you probably wouldn't get it. But trust me, it's *kinda* funny. You probably think this is advanced humor because you still laugh at people tripping.