Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about your mom being so ugly that if she got paid every time a boy thought she was unattractive, she'd have enough money to become attractive. Get it? It's like a super messed up compliment disguised as an insult. You're probably too busy picking your nose to understand though.