Aed jokes

Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?

Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.

What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?

A misfit.

A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.

What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.

Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?

Because they have no family to share it with.

I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?

A white octopus isn't in the KKK!

My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Perform fellatio.

She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.

Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...

Me: I just shot an orphan.

Mate: You can’t do that!

Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.

A gay chicken... hahaha.

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!