Aed jokes
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.