Aed jokes

Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.

Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?

A: Because they say "family" too often.

A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.

Part 1

As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.

I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.

This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.

Random guy: Hi, how old are you?

Me: 15

The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.

Me: Do you know what else is a number?

The guy: What?

Me: 911

You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

What's the difference between Obama and Trump?

Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?

Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?

Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"

OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.