Aed jokes
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Ask a darkie for a light.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"
So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.