Aed jokes
Should I do a face reveal?
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.