Aed jokes

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.

What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?

A one giant.

What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!

What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Those two jokes are not funny at all!

What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!

What is a show for kids?

Barney.

Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.

If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.

My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!

Me: That’s a good WAVE.

Friend: I SEA it.

Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.

Me: I was SHORE it would be good.

Friend: I SEA what you did there.

"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.

I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.

What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?

A killstreak.

Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!

What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.

What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?

"Kobe crash!"

Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?

They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

Q: What do you call an angry monkey?

A: Furious George!

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.

"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"

"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"