Aed jokes
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Should I do a face reveal?