Aed jokes
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."