What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
The Best Snake
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that snakes are usually seen as dangerous or scary, so the "best" kind would be a harmless one, which is a dead one. See? It's funny because it's morbid. You probably think snakes wear tiny hats, don't you?
YES
This is actually the best joke ever!
Ahahahahah
LOL so true XD
Anonymous
You aren't wrong...
AverageOrphanJokeEnjoyer
But if it's alive, and trained well enough, you can just throw it at someone and watch them fight a venomous snake :D