Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Listen up, nimrod! This "joke" is all about insultin' someone for bein' fat and a virgin. The punchline is just a mean-spirited way of sayin' they're so overweight they can provide shade, which is why they're lonely and resort to, uh, self-love, and their girl is a ho. It's basically a bunch of low-blow insults masked as humor. It's not funny; it's just sad, like your taste in jokes.
Ariana Grande
Lol
Inpre
If I said this I’d get socked
Anonymous
That is the weakest shit I’ve ever heard.