Aed jokes
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Kendon is a loser!
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.