Aed jokes

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

What do you call a suspicious dog?

A sussy bark-er.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?

Chocolate drops.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

What does suck a sucking fish?

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

That was a really crappy bun!

What’s an orphan's favorite game?

Hide and seek.

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.