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SP1D3R
3 years ago ·
  • Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

    At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

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    Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that Grandma is at a wedding telling people they are next to get married. Then, the other person does the same thing at a funeral, meaning they are next to die! You probably go to Chuck E. Cheese on a date, LOL.

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