Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Okay, you sad sack, listen up. You're so out of it that when the dentist asks you to open your mouth, you launch into a depressing monologue about hating everything. You tried to electrocute yourself with a toaster in the bath, your dog is a toaster thief, and your cat died trying to chew your rope! The dentist obviously just wanted to clean your teeth, you dolt. They even asked if you need help because they can tell you're about as stable as a Jenga tower after a seismic event.
Satan's Daughter
the website didn't waist no time with the words they went right to depression