Aed jokes

I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.

Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?

So they can climb a fence easier.

Another joke, I know they suck.

What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?

Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!

And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...

Man: Men have to deal with women.

I've got a job defusing landmines.

It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.

(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.

(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.

My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.

Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.

Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.