Aed jokes

There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.

What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.

Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Why does an emo wish they were a fish?

Because they're underwater.

Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.

And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.

Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

What is the difference between me and a fire?

It's hot.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.

A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.

The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.

When is a rapist safe around children?

When his plans are oven ready.

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?