Aed jokes
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.