Lactose

Lactose Jokes

Cow

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.

Cow

What do you call a cow with no toes?

Lac-toes intolerant.

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

    Because their dad never came back with milk.

    Pokémon

    What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

    I’m Zaptos intolerant!

    Dairy

    What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

    Non-buy dairy.

    Man

    "A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War