Aed jokes
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤