When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a misunderstanding. See, "weight" can mean how heavy you are, or it can mean "wait." So, the American thinks he's being asked to hold on, and the other person is making a fat joke. Bet you didn't get it the first time, did you?