Aed jokes
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."