"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is trying to be all deep by twisting Sun Tzu's war wisdom into a 'you gotta fight to win' kinda thing. Like saying you need to argue to win an argument... duh! I bet you also think a participation trophy means you're a winner. Stay in school, kid.