Aed jokes
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."