A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts ,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink ... when he finished the doctor told him : from now on take off the spoon.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk
do orphans eat cereal with water
there dad did not come back with the milk
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
I tried making vegetable soup yesterday But I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: yes
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
ANYONE HERE A SPOON?
how is your cerial o wait.
your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
what did the pot say to the kettle? to lick the S### spoon
What's funnier than 24? 25!!!
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT
yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl and and plate and ketchup to the redzone
