Aed jokes
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if you jump and yell "parkour," it’ll just be a failed stunt.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.