Lord of the Rings jokes

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers.

"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?

"No Way Home."

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?

A. Spiderman: No Way Home.

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.