Aed jokes
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.