Aed jokes
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Arik? (Not a joke.)
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.