Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how far back someone's hairline is. It's like saying their forehead is so big, it's practically another classroom! Bet you have a fivehead, or is it a sixhead? I can't tell, I'm a bear!