The 911 people really dint scramble fast enough so they got folded like and omelet
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning. And my driver’s license got revoked too.
If your sister steps on your toe . You will call it ?
I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on
Bro the air planes that crashed darn it they got mvp
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after
(and you thought this would be a joke
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
fall
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
who crashed the plane? 1. Abu Faram?- terrorist 2. The little kid Joseph? 3. The passed out pilot?
OR JAMAL?
How did Capetian Hook kill himself, he wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
me: *gets down on one knee*
girlfriend: omg, it's finally happening
me: *falls over*
girlfriend: the poison is kicking in
I Saw A Helicopter On January 26, 2020 Then Kobe Was On The News
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
Q: What happens when an asian with an erection walks into a wall? A: He breaks his nose
